About Trackside Tea: We Hear Things

You love racing. The speed, the skill, the sound of 40 engines screaming in unison. We love that too.

But let's be honest. You also love the drama. The whispers in the garage, the rumors in the hauler lot, the "what ifs" that the official broadcasts won't touch. That's what we're here for.

Trackside Tea is the creation of lifelong fan and self-proclaimed garage insider, Stan Knitting. Stan's been watching races from the grandstands, the infield, and the corner of his favorite trackside bar for longer than he can remember. He connects dots that maybe shouldn't be connected. He asks the questions the guys in the polo shirts are afraid to.

A Quick Pit Stop for Honesty:

This is a satire site. We run on high-octane speculation and a potent blend of racing fuel and fiction. Our stories are inspired by real events, rumors, and the general chaos of NASCAR, but they are works of parody and exaggeration meant for your entertainment. Please don't use our "reporting" to make bets or argue with crew chiefs. It's all in good fun.

If you want the bland, PR-approved press releases, you're in the wrong pit stall.

If you want the juicy, speculative, and slightly unhinged stories behind the stories... welcome home. Grab a cold one.